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do you guys go to the gym I go to the
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gym but you already knew that but I
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don't think I'll ever be as buff as this
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kangaroo look at
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that oh my
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God he's like an
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alien holy [ __ ] like he is jacked like
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has he been stacking do you even lift
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bro yes I'm intimidating I feel like
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he's about to kick my ass like like yo
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bro I'll rip your head off and stuff it
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in my pouch like a trophy [ __ ]
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now the version you guys sent me only
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has 12,000 views so unless there's
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another copy out there I think fairly
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fresh look at that oh my God and I don't
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blame the cameraman for laughing his ass
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off me how do you even get this buff
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yeah I've been bench pressing koala
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bears all day you know I typically eat
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plants and berries but no trans fat you
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know can you spot me you know it even
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seems like he's looking for an excuse to
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flex like yep you should check out the
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other exhibits over
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there so this next video is great it's
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really squirrel so this is someone's pet
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squirrel trying to bury a nut in a dog
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spur a I have nothing to say about this
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other than it's [ __ ] cute and like it
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is cute but he makes a serious attempt
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to cover up that nut no no one will
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think to look here so I found this over
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on a Blog I read sometimes called io9
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and it has 4 million views damn so it's
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blowing up and why do they have a pet
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squirrel and like why isn't that dog
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murdering that squirrel look I'm not
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saying the dog should murder the
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squirrel it's just all right I have four
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cats and when they see a squirrel
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they're
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like and if you look at the dog the dog
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just couldn't be more apathetic I mean
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he just doesn't care he's like you know
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all those [ __ ] I have to give I buried
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them in the backyard and if you're
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curious how the video ends it looks like
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the squirrel and up hiding his nuts in
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the laundry basket now high-s speed
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chases will never not be exciting but
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this is the first time I've ever seen
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one where the cop was actually wearing a
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camera [ __ ] now this cop's
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actually not a traditional cop he's
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apparently part of the Arkansas Game and
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Fish Commission so if you're thinking
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about fishing without a permit he will
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[ __ ] you up now the video gets
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unfortunately funny when the officer
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catches the suspect who appears to be a
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total
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methhead
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[ __ ] now this whole scene apparently
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went down back in August of 2012 and
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it's just now blowing up either that or
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it's an elaborate commercial for Google
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Glass see to me this is like the real
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life Breaking Bad people fantasize about
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living this Breaking Bad life life but
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in reality that's what the real Jesse
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Pinkman would look like now there's a
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lot of contention about how the officer
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handled the arrest after the suspect got
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out of the car but you know if you're on
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met driving on the wrong side of the
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highway endangering lives I'd say
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getting cursed at with a gun stuck to
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your neck it's a possibility you know I
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got of feel bad for the guy but it's
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like that with 80% of the videos that
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you send me it's like I feel bad for the
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person but at the same time I'm like
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dude what the [ __ ] were you thinking see
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and now this guy he's busted he's going
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to go to jail this will probably be his
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cellmate do you even [ __ ] bro and you
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know what else after seeing this video
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I'm seriously having second thoughts
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about ever doing meth but that's all my
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time guys I'll see you later in the week
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uh don't forget to check out the full
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videos links are down below in the
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description I'm Ray William Johnson and
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I approve this
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message yeah I've been bench pressing
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koala bears all day you know I typically
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eat plants and berries but no trans fats
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you know can you spot me can you give me
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a spot you a spot can you get a spot Can
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you spot over there you spot spot you
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spot me to spot you spot him I'll spot
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you sp is spot on my wall dog name spot
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somebody not know how to flush the
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toilet after they've had a
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